IveGotAFang

S. Hambright

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Laura's Dad by IveGotAFang, literature

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Laura's Dad

When I met Laura's dad, I was surprised not only that he was, in fact, a bear, but that he also wore human clothes and appeared to be able to read. The first time I met him, I was picking Laura up at her parents' house just outside of the city. I was already nervous as hell, and the forty-five minute drive only allowed time for me to compound my anxieties. They would not approve of me. They would forbid me from ever seeing their daughter again. They would certainly never welcome me into their nice suburban home and offer me lemonade. When I arrived, Laura was upstairs getting ready, and her mother, Heather, let me in. Heather was nor

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Man-Sized Rat

MAN-SIZED RAT A farce in one act by Shawn Hambright Scene: A parlor/study in a posh American estate, around 1919. It is late afternoon. There's a stuffed animal head on the wall, various photographs from hunting expeditions and classy diplomatic affairs, a bookshelf or two lined with many leather bound volumes, a reading chair, a writing desk, a gun case, an old-time radio and a divan in the center of the room. There is a door upstage-center and another door downstage right. On the divan rests Harriet, 18, gorgeous, sleeping quietly. There is a small commotion off stage…it grows louder… MR. CONRAD (off) Oh, ho ho! Bully, old boy! Tell m

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Bip

Bip by Shawn Hambright "Every one of these is different," she said, almost to herself, frowning down upon the credit card machine. She pressed a button and I heard a "bzz" like the buzzer when you've answered a question incorrectly on a game show, or you've got a friend who likes to rub it in your face when you're wrong. I heard the "bzz" again and almost snapped out of my waking coma, before I realized I didn't really have to. "Press one," I instructed her. "bzz" "No, the number one." "bip!" Success! "Now press 'Credit Card'," I continued. "bip!" She's two for three. Not bad. She slid her card, and then slid it again, with the strip

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Sound by IveGotAFang, literature

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Sound

I was walking home from a play, and I heard jazz music. Really good jazz music. I know nothing about jazz, am not crazy for it, do not own a single jazz record…but this music… It was wonderful. Up-tempo, swingin', yet still cool enough to relax to. To describe it, one word: indescribable. Maybe it was the night air, a degree of loneliness, a smidge of romanticism, or some other tired cliché, but I decided to locate the source of this enchanting music. I imagined discovering some smoky studio where jazz musicians, who looked as though they were living in the 1930s, had jam sessions every weekend. I imagined hanging out with these guys, talki

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Current Residence: deep within the bowels of a gassy gorilla
Favourite genre of music: noisy
Favourite photographer: the guy at Sears
Shell of choice: Half shell (see:heroes on the)
Wallpaper of choice: The kind like in my grandmama's kitchen
Personal Quote: I deserve ten punches in the face.

Favourite Visual Artist

Chris Ware, Otto Dix, Edward Hopper

Favourite Movies

Shaun of The Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead (ALL ORIGINALS)

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Dead Milkmen, Ramones, They Might Be Giants, Presidents of the United States of America

Favourite Writers

Charlie Kaufman, Albert Camus, Chuck Pahlaniuk, James Thurber

Favourite Games

Don't Wake Daddy!

Other Interests

writing, punk rock, short filmmaking

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IveGotAFang

Dec 28, 2005

Wow

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it has been forEVER since I put anything up here. i moved, so that has a lot to do with it. anyhoo, i will be posting a couple of pics soon, also some fiction from my writing class (which I got an A in, thank you very much) all in a few days. i'm working on the script for a movie that i actually might spend time and money on (the last film i posted about had to be scrapped because of tech limitations, so i'm making sure that this never happens again) ta ta.

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IveGotAFang

Jul 14, 2005

OK

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OK, there are some new pics up, screengrabs from my short films, go look at them whenever DA decides to actually put them in my gallery. Should have a clip or trailer for the new film up soon, if anyone gives a damn.

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IveGotAFang

Jun 7, 2005

FINALLY

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Here, go check this out: http://giraffemovie.tripod.com/screening.htm There, you will find the trailer for our movie "Giraffe." WATCH IT, WON'T YOU? PLEASE? I BEG YOU!!! COME ON, PLEASE!??! ARRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!!!???