

Laura's DadWhen I met Laura’s dad, I was surprised not only that he was, in fact, a bear, but that he also wore human clothes and appeared to be able to read. The first time I met him, I was picking Laura up at her parents’ house just outside of the city. I was already nervous as hell, and the forty-five minute drive only allowed time for me to compound my anxieties. They would not approve of me. They would forbid me from ever seeing their daughter again. They would certainly never welcome me into their nice suburban home and offer me lemonade. When I arrived, Laura was upstairs geLaura's Dad
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In a time of many, there was one more...
"keep up the good work son"
Yours always,
Chris Sanford, attorney at law
p.s. I'm still Jenny from the block. You dick.
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"Creston tried to get us a show here once, but the guy said 'I don't think people want to hear you sing about your dick while drinking $8 glasses of wine.' Well, that guy doesn't work here anymore."
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Get out there and do the right thing: String this blind girl along so dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.
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Tegan
I'm a Molokoid.
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